I'll start caring about the woes of man the second we stop shitting on ourselves pretending like we have the worst situation in the world. We have gumball machines on every corner and on the face of every storefront where other countries are starving wishing they could get the crusts of pizza people just throw away. Don't get me wrong, you won't see me peddling down the way on a huffy to get from point A to point B just to send my .83 cents a day to feed some kid that is fortunate enough to be on TV yet not enough to get support from the camera crew and organizations that have spent the money to travel out there to broadcast this need in other countries.
But I digress.
Our culture is so clicky. THAT is our issue as a fucking super power. You have to be a Mac or PC. Yu have to use either Android or iPhone. 3G, 4G, Prada, Coach, or some other letter fetish fuck. We argue about everything for no reason.
No personal reason. W sure as fuck don't contribute to any kind of solution we just wanna live our own quiet fuck me in the face of all products ever invented ever.
One day it's bell bottoms the next it's skinny jeans. we breed culture just so we can get tired of them to the point where we end up rummaging throughout the trends and douchebags are allowed to wear Iraq scarf ironically or to make some peace statement. I dunno about you but I like to jus buy shit that looked good on me and caught my interest, and if sand scarves are your bag then go for it, I'm a fat dude that loves slip on vans, I'm sure that look awkward but fuck they comfy.
The bottom line is that we need to worry the fuck less about what Lady Gaga wears or has swinging through her thighs. You're progressive enough to believe in evolution and natural selection yet you weep for salvation the self destructive masses. If Charlie Sheen wants to play in a sandbox of coke and pretend he's snorkeling, I say we turn then fuck away and let nature take it's course. Clearly he wasn't a winner in the first place. Remember that asshole fucker that was in every line of our classes that just did incredibly stupid and annoying shit and every one wasted their time giving him Ritalin, telling him to shut the fuck up, put him in a corner fueling the actions with responses and everyone eventually figured out, ignore him and it'll just go away.
Ts probably won't make the junkies decide to sober up, but at the very least the lesser intelligent would overdose and die within a week and that line at the DMV gets a little shorter.
Winning!
As for our country, we're declining like the erection rate of a middle aged Jewish man. I don't have a plan to fix shit and I'm not saying our government can't get it done. I do however think that with a little more concentration, for the worst condition our bastard country has been in a while, in doing what we can and bitching less about saving the planet, put actors back in a place where the pretty faces on the screen and are "real people" in their own personal lives and stop being so obsessed with icons. Id love to see a year stretch where everyone who makes a retarded amount of millions to switch to a 60k a year gig and put the rest toward fixing our fucked nest egg.
Lil Wayne has enough fucking diamonds in his teeth.
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